- Male author: I guess women are people
- Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
my hair is so black and the bags under my eyes are so big that i’m a shitty mustache and an ascot away from being edgar allan poe
This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.
i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference
johnnybigbutt said: Thoughts on Epic Rap Battles of History?
That sounds like something I don’t want to know more about!
when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher
Captain Falcon and Kirby acting the fool ⊟
Captain Falcon’s booty game is out of control. Nintendo put out 100+ screenshots of the new Smash Bros. this morning, focusing on recently announced fighters Robin, Captain Falcon, and Lucina. You can check them out all here, but I don’t understand why you need to see anything else after that Captain Falcon booty pic. Real talk, looks like he stuffed two basketballs in his pants. Not sure how anyone is going to be able to pay attention to their battle when he starts bouncing around.
Captain Falcon’s ass is out of control
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*
Anonymous said: I feel like I did something wrong because you don't talk to me like we used to and it's been almost 2 years. I don't know the reason, or if there's even a reason. There's been a few tweets between us here and there but that's it. I would just feel strange asking you at this point.
I don’t….really mean to do this sort of stuff. Maybe if you let me know who you are, we can start talking again.